Gryffindor: Do what is right
Ravenclaw: Do what is wise
Hufflepuff: Do what is kind
Slytherin: PUT A FUCKING BASILISK IN THE CASTLE

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July

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holligenet:

If you are driving a vehicle…

use your turn signal

Use your turn signal

Use your turn signal

USE YOUR TURN SIGNAL

USE YOUR GODDAMN FUCKING TURN SIGNAL

IT’S NOT JUST A RANDOM OOOOOoOoOoOO WHAT DIS DO, DIS FLIPPER SWITCH STICK THINGY WAT A NEAT CAR DECORATION

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July

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friclge:

I don’t wanna go to work. I don’t wanna grow up. I’m not going, I’m going to stay home and watch Mulan

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July

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laugh-until-you-drop:

if mermaids exist i hope they stay hidden because we’re just gonna end up killing them like we do everything else

(Source: laughing420)

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July

330,770 notes

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lannistaire:

Do not trust people like me. I will force you to sit in a small room while I explain the naming system applied to storms and hurricanes. And when I leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people

(Source: goldenshroud)

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July

40,584 notes

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prismcess:

continuity

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July

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The most feared family throughout Westeros during shooting season 4
Blooper reel (x)

(Source: cerseis-lannister)

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July

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nice-wig-janis:

do you remember when you were a kid and the doorbell rang you would run and see who it was, now i just run to my room instead

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July

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thatfinalfantasyfangirl:

Concept Art of the Setting in Final Fantasy XIII

(c) Square Enix - www.finalfantasy.wikia.com 

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July

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polemccartney:

and the winner is……….leonardo……….da vinci!!! congratulations on mona lisa

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July

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wickedclothes:

Sterling Silver Blue Lobelia Necklace

Inside of this glass, teardrop-shaped pendant lie several blue lobelia petals. The pendant is topped with a sterling silver cap and is accented with a sterling silver leaf. Hung on a 23” chain, also crafted out of sterling silver. Sold on Etsy.

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July

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(Source: rons-weasley)

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July

5,121 notes

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penceyprepofficial:

you’re either obsessed with coffee or you can’t stand it there is no in between

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July

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baby: d-d-d-d
dad: daddy?
baby: destroy capitalism
karl marx: nice

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July

67,118 notes

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unclefather:

how to kiss a boy

  1. grab his waist
  2. slip your hand in his pocket
  3. steal his wallet
  4. dont even kiss him
  5. just run

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July

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